Putt around


v. also know as ‘putter around’.
1. to practice golfing on the green next to the hole.
2. to have extremely teasing/tantric s-x with a woman. basically, to rub the tip of the p-n-s around the v-g-n-, as well as put just the tip in and pull out again. this teasing of the woman’s s-x organs can turn her into a wild s-x-craved demon. it’s not just men who get aroused by a good tease (so long as it ends up with a naked couple in the sack).
1. tiger woods should probably putt around more, especially after his 2008 masters’ performance.

2. all it took john was about 2 minutes of puttering around with jill’s downtown bonanza and she turned into a s-x-craving wild woman. men, tip your hats to john for the extra work to get what he really wanted as well. you clever fella.

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