putt


in kazakhstan we say is when you squeeze a bad smell from the hole is to do a putt.
if you like i do a big putt. put your hand close. it is coming. wait, wait, it is coming.
a man with a extremelly small p-n-s.
chase, you have a putts.
short for “shmutts’
stupid putts
p-ssy nuts
that gymnast totally has putts! look at her putt sack!
when the skin between the -ss and v-g-n- is torn during intercourse making one large gaping hole.
guy1: “ohhh bro i stopped by doug’s place the other night and his fine -ss mom was all over me!”

guy2: “h-ll yeah dude how’s she doin?!”

guy1: “she was doing fine until i hit that sh-t from the back too hard and gave the b-tch a severe putt!”
the abrieviation of the maori word (native new zealander) “paru” meaning “dirty” or “unatractive” the word came about in the mid 18th century when the chief of nga puhi “hone heke” told the king of england that the fact they were trying to invade aoteroa was “soooo putts!”
“stu bro you are soooo putts”

nick “hey ralph”
ralph “yea buddy”
nick “your so putts!”
a montana term for a beaner/stoner who is addicted to drugs and men
marlin the putts smoked a bowl with pookas.

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