putter
a putter is what your d-ck is when it’s only half erect (as in, “not the full wood”)
i tried to f-ck her but couldn’t cos i only had a putter…
n. a loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, munic-p-l golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the uk. the word ‘putter’ in this sense has origins in ‘punter’ and of course an old putter will ‘putt around’ – invariably getting in everone’s way in the process.
putters usually follow a traditional dress: cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. they are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working cl-ss origins, they will vote conservative.
putters love to whistle- loudly. a putter’s whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato – usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to b-tter. also used to “soften” the meaning of “sh-t”
“the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door”
-adam
“she puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embar-ssed”
-eve
what you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.
did you see the putters run across the road!
a nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you’re too drunk to think of anything better.
“whoa putter! stop swinging at me like that!”
used with the door wedge it can either be used to ‘putt’ the door wedge into the -n-s. alternatively it can be used tomix sh-t (which you have placed) in the v-g-n- and then can be used a d-ld- by the girl to not only push the sh-t further in, but to also pleasure herself.
ben: so, what you do last night.
louis: i putter and then door wedged my gf last night.
ben: that sounds sh-tty for her…
weapon of choice by hinckle
mr. hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.
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