Putting Your Best Feet Forward
after losing three limbs to one’s elephant -ssignment, the manual elephant masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option…
see also: n-gg-ria, manual elephant masturbator, first-hand experience, second-hand experience, putting your best foot forward, and giving it your all.
it is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.
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