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• spare dick

  to feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid. “i felt like a right spare d-ck when i dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out.” “yes you did indeed look like a tw-t”

• spirit hood

  a r-t-rded hat that hipsters and scene kids wear to try to get attention. -look like that kid wearing a spirit hood! -i see him, he looks like a tool. -yeah i think so too.

• splaknook

  this refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend’s back. joe: did you do anything last night? dave: no, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.

• splat mat

  when you -j-c-l-t- on some ones stomach (belly) -d-mn dude i f-cked this chick last night – nice where did you nut at? – all up on her “splat mat”.

• Dirty Eel

  after the completion of -n-l s-x, remove the condom and slap your partner in the face with it. after a rousing session of -n-l s-x, trish was looking forward to some cuddling but instead received a dirty eel.

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