splaknook
this refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend’s back.
joe: did you do anything last night?
dave: no, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend.
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when you -j-c-l-t- on some ones stomach (belly) -d-mn dude i f-cked this chick last night – nice where did you nut at? – all up on her “splat mat”.
- Dirty Eel
after the completion of -n-l s-x, remove the condom and slap your partner in the face with it. after a rousing session of -n-l s-x, trish was looking forward to some cuddling but instead received a dirty eel.
- Bosslly
a short term for being bossy and b-llsy at the same time. i have a bosslly persona.
- Dirty Filter
when a man is having -n-l s-x with someone, pulls out, and busts on the same someones face through the excess -ss residue (doo doo), effectively filtering the discharge through excrement. bovice sure ‘dirty filtered’ that dude the other day. alex’s face was all white and brown from that dirty filter.
- Dirty Fuck
someone who is a s-xual deviant or well versed in many s-xual techniques. they are a freak in the bedroom. “dude, she was a dirty f-ck, you can’t imagine the things we got up to last night”