PYA (Prepare Your Anus)


acronym for “prepare your -n-s.” this phrase is commonly attributed as an answer to any question. lo and behold, for you can prepare your own or someone elses -n-s.

the history behind this phrase is quite long. on a warm december afternoon in georgetown pike va, a group of mentally challenged (and a certified r-t-rd) were walking back to their school, talking about the dumbest sh-t because they were all f-cked up dipsh-ts as i’ve mentioned before. no one really knows exactly how “prepare your -n-s” was come up with, but once the words were uttered from the tall one’s mouth (f-ck it, they were all tall) the divinity and meaning of the answer to everything in the world was instantly decided by the chosen ones. it would be known that in hard times and emmotional moments, “prepare your -n-s” is the answer to all our problems. so, starting from december 3rd, 2012, history has finally becoming worthy in it’s making. the benefits of “prepare your -n-s” have established the creation of the “family turnip” rather than the “family tree”, were creepy random indians are uncles of white people who practice polygamy and engage in underage lesbian marriage.
lizzie: “hey sean, ready for tonight?”
sean: “prepare your -n-s.”

mrs.statz: “aleks, why the f-ck are you wearing a shirt with marijuana on it, you ghetto little piece of sh-t?”
aleks: “uh…uh, pya (prepare your -n-s)?”
mrs.statz: “hm, good answer. i’ll let you off with the rest of your lesbian wives.”

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