pyrker


an act of “geocheating”.
when you claim beeing somewhere without physical presence.
most commonly used with geolocation services like fourquare and social networks like twitter/facebook.
also used to describe an act of platonic s-xual intrusion.

named after the inventor of geocheating as modern statement of “i wount leave my couch b/c of you, punk -ss”.
he pulled a pyrker.
he pyrkered to the party.
i pyrkered into her underwear.
be there and if you pyrker i’ll beat your kinky -ss!

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