Pyro-Fart


it happens after you eat to much spicy food, and it causes you to fart in a burning matter as if someone shoved a blow torch in your -ss.
husband: thank you hun, that was the best spicy enchiladas ever.

wife: you’re welcome -smiles-

husband: -smiles back and farts- christ!!! what the f-ck did you do to me?!!!

wife: are you o.k.?

husband: that was the worse pyro-fart ever, my -ss is still on fire.

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