Q-blast


also known as queef blastin. q-blasting is a queef so powerful that it is categorized as a “blast” one major side effect among many others is known as “cft” otherwise known as c-nt force trauma wherein the victim is sprayed with p-ssy sauce so forcefully that the victim’s dna bonds with the p-ssy sauce. the victim then forever smells like p-ssy sauce until his dying days. q-blasting is also known to be the #1 cause of homelessness across the world
-hey did you see jacob today?
-yea, he’s not doing too well..
-really why?
-his mom q-blasted him.

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