Q-gasm
-n the sensation one experiences while cleaning one’s ear c-n-l with a q-tip.
time for a shower and q-gasm.
an -rg-sm sustained in a queue (british. “line” if you’re american) of people, either voluntarily or not.
…the guy behind pressed up against me and i had a q-gasm.
the strange experience of having an -rg-sm while under the influence of the cold medicine, nyquil.
i think i blacked out during that q-gasm.
the act of having a quick -rg-sm, or having a quickie
steve let’s have a q-gasm before your parents get home!
or
i’m gonna have a q-gasm before bed(you proceed to jack off)
a q-gasm is experianced when whilst having an -rg-sm you exclaim a direct quote from the s-xual master of s-xual misconduct, quagmire. (from family guy)
“oh god gigiidy goooooooooo. that was the best q-gasm i ever had!!”
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