Q-Job
an incredibly dangerous, and unimaginably pleasurable s-xual position,
considered by authorities to be simply an urban myth.
the details are unknown.
there are six people confirmed to have survived a q-job, three are insane,
two are currently off-the-grid,
the sixth is actor sean connery.
i hear heath ledger received a q-job the night before it happened
they say the q-job was discovered in the city of sodom, right before it was destroyed
“she shtarted performenk ah q-job on meh,
i shaid ‘i musht be dreamenk'”
actor sean connery on the q-job
the act of giving oral s-x and at the same time inserting one’s pinky finger into the recipients -n-s, intended to simulate a h-m-s-xual ménage à trois between only two parties. circa.2010.
person 1- “i wanna threesome, but we’re down a man…”
person 2 – “you want a q job or something then?”
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