QAS
qas or quivering -n-s syndrome. the stress related affliction when an individual’s -n-s quivers uncontrollably immediately prior to or during a highly pressurized or nerve-wrecking situation. as the individual is under duress the -n-s quivering may lead to body spasms or verbalizations of the stressed individual’s mindset. extreme cases lead to a phenomenon known as rectal resonance (rr), manifestations of rr often include involuntary feces expulsion and can be highly amusing/unpleasant/pleasant for bystanders. qas is a reckonisable condition and can be likened to, but is not the same as ‘sh-tting one’s pants in fear”.
“before that test i totally had the worst qas man”.
“the whole date i had qas, and when she began to blow me back at my place, i totally got rr and shat all over her”.
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