QE2

a large piece of excrement left floating in the toilet, usually requiring several flushes and possible use of a super-soaker to get rid of it.
who left that qe2 in the toilet? i tried to flush it seven times but the d-mn thing won’t go.
as if qe1 wasn’t enough.
economist 1: it seems like we are finally “out” of the recession!
ben “i’m newly black” bernanke: ok guise let’s print moar money.

economist 2: well.. how much did you have in mind?
ben “i’m newly black” bernanke: how much monies is in circulation??
economist 3: about 800 billion dollars.
ben “i’m newly black” bernanke: ok imma printin over 900 billion dollarzz
economist 4: alright, and what should we call your stupid plan?
ben “i’m newly black” bernanke: f-ck the rich, give to the poor, i’m robin hood mothaf-ckaaa.
economist 5: actually president obama is currently using that name for his administration..
ben “i’m newly black” bernanke: wat was mah old plan called??
economist 6: qe1.
ben “i’m newly black” bernanke: den call dis one qe2 koo koo kachoo!
similar to motorboating, but in cases of extremely large br–sts when regular motorboating is neither powerful enough nor does justice to the wonderful mammaries of the young lady.
matt: “i would love to motoboat christina hendricks.”
fonda: “you couldn’t motorboat those things, you need to qe2 those man.”