qeef
to fart out of the female p-ssy.
“oh lord, did i just qeef myself?” o_o this is my first word ^_^
when the p-n-s leaves thee vigina to quickly or hardly it often makes a air socket, hence making qeef while leaving the vigina. also could be considered a vigina fart.
i was f-cking this girl really hard last night and she qeefed, it was disgusting.
when you have air traped in your v-g-n- {from s-x} or a fart through your v-g-n-!
guy #1″dude, did you smell her qeef?”
guy #2″no, but i herd it!”
chick #1″opps!;d”
when, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in einstein’s relativity theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of s-xual excitement, she must resort to an audible v-g-n-l emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. the pungency of the resultant qeef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady’s deductions.
man, mid-coitus: “phwoah?! what was that?”
lady, ditto: “that, archibald, was a post-structuralist -n-lysis of the novel bleak house by charles d-ckens.”
man: “it friggin’ stinks!”
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