pr-nounced kweeft, play on words, see queef

derivation: from qe and qe2, quant-tative easing (money printing) programs inst-tuted by the federal reserve which results in the devaluation of the dollar compared to other currencies and commodities.

definition: the sound of air expulsion from the dollar after it has been vigorously f-cked by the fed.
i used to have a great pension, but now i can’t afford to pay my ladyboy because i’ve been qefed.

q: why the h-ll is gas so f-cking expensive?
a: we’ve all been qefed

i made a sh-tload of money shorting the dollar before douchebag bernanke and his bankster goons qefed all over the place.

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