QMTO

acronym for “queefing my t-ts off,” used by the finest caliber of society in two main, everyday situations:

(1). to express how truly unexciting something lame is by mockingly comparing it to feminine excitement. in other words, used similarly to how “gay” was used – before everyone realized how h-m-phobia is a lot less funny than s-xist slurs.

(2). to describe one’s self as having displayed behaviors similar to a woman (referred to as “being an inconsiderate b-tch” by academia). used in a context of self-reflection – usually to describe a regretful time one was acting in such a way, or to explain why one will not take a certain action in the present (to avoid acting in such a way).

the following incorporates both of these definitions, respectively:
humanitarian douche: did you hear about the new environmentally friendly vegan burgers at shartzesia’s?

academia: oh yea, qmto(1) in excitement here

p-sserby: i’m so glad academia uses that term instead of resorting to h-m-phobia.

academia: i know, i feel so terrible- really used to qmto(2)

jon lajoie: women qtto and i don’t respect them. that’s right, i just have s-x with ’em.