Quach


an asian last name
andy quach
basically anything but a crotch..

now the original quaches were established at penn state university, using the word quach in every way possible. now the word mostly refers to a “b-tch”, a “sl-t’, or even the opposite, just an amazing person or a funny person. confusing, but a legit word non-the-less.
jack you quach, dave emily and mike want to get quached tonight even if that quach is being a lunch box..
when a woman has a f.u.p.a. (fat upper p-ssy area) that extends to her love handles and continues to her -ss to to create a midsection thats shaped like an innertube.
ruth ungar has a huge quach
word for the female v-lv- and/or v-g-n-.
invented at loyola university chicago (the luc) when panooch, p-ssy, taco, and cooch just would no longer cut it.
so did you get it in last night?

h-llz yea! i was all up in that quach!
anything that you want it to be. a subst-tution for any other word in the human language. often used as a noun.
let me borrow that quach

go tell that quach to calm down, he is out of control.
-f.u.p.a that extends around the circ-mferance of the body. found on women only.
-uconn ee teacher.
-she walks into the room gracefully with her bulbous quach.
-be careful when she turns around! she might hit you with her quach.
she has a quach!
-look out she might hit you with her quach!
-dam thats a big quach!
to fondle a guys junk in a completely h-m-s-xual manner.
oscar pulled a quach on adam after they both got drunk last night and woke up next to each other.

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