quad-sexual
a person who has s-x with men, women, animals, and shrubbery.
wow, konrad is a total quad-s-xual!
a person who is s-xually attracted to males, females, neuts and hermaphrodites.
no fair, quads-xuals get four times the pleasure of the rest of us.
one who will engange in s-xual activity with:
men;
women;
anything that has a hole;
or if it does not have a hole, one will make one.
person 1: wow, he’s just f-cked a man, woman, squirrel, and a tree!
person 2: yeah, he’s obviously quads-xual.
the most desperate people on the planet
they will f-ck: men, women, andanything with a hole, anything without a hole they will make a hole for then f-ck
person a: did you hear about all the things alex rodriguez f-cked?
person b: yeah! he b-tt-f-cked brad pitt, before moving on to scr-w-ng madonna, and then he put his d-ck in tinkerbell’s p-ssy, and then finally he cut a hole in his bathroom door and started humping it right as the press walked in
person c: he must be quads-xual
person attracted to men, women, animals, and plants
watch out for those quad s-xuals man. they will f-ck men, women, animals, even hump trees man.
one who is attracted to males, females, and muriels and rhondas from muriel’s wedding.
brice: are you a lesbian?
quarquar: no i’m quads-xual you cracka!
a person who will only have s-x if four or more people are involved
hey you want to have s-x with me and my twin sister?
nope, i’m a quads-xual
a quads-xual, what’s that?
it needs to be four people, add your brother and we’ve got a deal!
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