Quadir Tonge
a perfect boy who loves special someone. he follows anything she says and will do anything for her. he dies to have s-xual intercourse and will live the rest of his life with her and secretly hate who she would go out with because he knows she deserves better.
i want to be loved by a quadir tonge
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