The Mule

the mule (2014): an australian attempt at crime-drama / toilet-humor, a tale of loyalty, justice and perseverance through adversity as hugo weaving explores the question: what use is a search-warrant if you are unable to take a sh-t?
the mule was really a sh-t movie
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a s-xual move whereby during doggy style s-x the p-n-s, in one swift move, is removed from the v-g-n- and reintroduced into the -n-s (also known as changing at baker street). the shock causes the recipient’s head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. hilarity ensues for all involved. except possibly for the “mule-ee”.
dave: the girlfriend dumped me last night, mate.

steve: really, mate?

dave: yep. tried the mule. she wasn’t best pleased.
the b-tt of a gun.
to “hit someone with the mule” is essentially pistol whipping, but it should be noted that when hitting someone with the mule only the b-tt of the gun is used.
“b-tch wouldn’t stop running her mouth so i had to hit her with the mule.”
an alternative name for a well endowed males genitalia.
as soon as she saw the mule he had her in his bed.
the tag given to the single 21 year old at a party who’s sole function is to retrieve beer for underage people who don’t like him.
toby: you guys want a case? i’m buying if i can stay!

franklin: sure toolbag, just hurry i’m thirsty.
(toby exits)
franklin: the mule ftw