Quaf
a man’s hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.
“do you like my hair? i was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. blew my hair into the perfect quaf.”
an extremely powerful queef; a violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.
person 1: “dude! i quafed so hard last night!”
person 2: “queefquaft-ttotgooglygoochy”
person 3 (obseving persons 1 and 2): “cl-ssic menoche.”
upon hearing a powerful explosion, jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. “tim! are you alright?!”, he roared. tim replied, “shut the gow.”
the sound heard from the b-llsack hitting the taint of a female (or male) while getting pounded
cindy could here a faint quaf from lyle pounding laura in the other room
questionable as f-ck
those westboro baptist church people are quaf.
drinking and driving is so quaf.
a rumbly fart in which the air forcefully disturbs the ball sack
craig let quaf so disturbing, that it disabled his ability to procreate
noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed b-mb like fold of hair on top of a females head.
that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.
really long and messy hairdo.
“yo look at this guys quaf, looks like hes growing that for money”
quaf is when air gets trapped inside a females v-g-n- and makes a farting noise when it comes out.
aka queef
terrence and phillip “quaf”
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