sack of pennies
when a man is working with a small p-n-s. this type of man will not have a bulge in his pants and usually trys to make up for what he’s missing.
sam: can you believe tony sent me a pic of his john.
josie: did you ask him for it?
sam: no! you know how some boys can be.
josie: really was it big?
sam: pshhh it was a sack of pennies. what did he expect me to do with that.
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