Quagsire
quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. because of this, they tend to b-mp into boat p-n-s. once a day, when the moon is full, wild quagsire collect round objects like b-lls and swim to blue moon falls, where they attempt to shoot the b-lls to the top of a p-n-s with their j-zz gun attacks to see who can launch their j-zz the highest, with the apparent target being the -n-s. the day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the quagsire.
quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of s-m-n. the presence of quagsire in s-m-n is usually an excellent indicator that the s-m-n is very safe for consumption.
jim: wow! a quagsire in my s-m-n? i must be clean!
jim: jen looks like you can drink up!
jen: mmmmm….
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