Quantam Shit
when you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and sh-t until your empty.
dude 1 : man you never called me back
dude 2: i was in quantam sh-t mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
dude 1: oh. ok.
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