Quantum Dick Smashing


the act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones p-n-s. it is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
chemist 1: what happened last night after the party! my d-ck looks like an infected cl-toris!

chemist 2: josh had a successful round of quantum d-ck smashing with you last night!

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