Quantum Handjob Mechanics
also known as quantum handjob theory, quantum handjob mechanics is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of the hand and p-n-s.
quantum handjob mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the c-m function. the c-m function encapsulates the probability that an -rg-sm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
quantum handjob mechanics is closely intertwined with the hymenberg uncertainty principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an -rg-sm while “determining” the future momentum of a subsequent -rg-sm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
“dude, i’m failing naughty physics.”
“why?”
“i just can’t figure out these equations for quantum handjob mechanics. i’m going to fail that test on three dimensional c-m functions…”
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