Quantum Honkey


a black dude that has an iq above 70, is sober from narcotics and corner-store sauce, has no priors, does not have fifty cousins, does not milk welfare, abstains from beating his b-tches over 5 bucks, and forms intelligible sentences by not omitting/adding/rearranging verbs such as “is” and “are”, or making r-t-rded subst-tutions with “be”
example of non quantum honkey: “that n-gg- gonna die!!” or, “b-tch, what your name is?!” or, “he be trippin!”

example of quantum honkey: “that n-gg- is gonna die!!”, “girl, what is your name if i may ask?”, “he is tripping!”

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