Quarter Bar of Death
only experienced by people who use instant streaming by netflix.
a person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.
after about a thousand tries the program will eventually load
looks like this:
|||||_____________
“g-d d-mn it i’ve been trying to watch workaholics but keep getting the quarter bar of death”
“last night i fell asleep from the hum of my tv and the quarter bar of death”
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