quarter life slump


a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college soph-m-res.
girl 1: wow, julie’s been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

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