Quarter-Tard


one who is similar to a half-tard but has even less r-t-rd blood in their system. they can almost always function normally in society, and only fall prey to their heritage once in a while (usually one time a month). quarter is to represent 1/4 of r-t-rd blood, so in reality they are 3/4 smart. it is the closest possible to being non-tarded that those with r-t-rd blood can get. the opposite is a full-tard
guy 1: “whoa. did you hear? dan got his nipples pierced!”
guy 2: “f-ck. what a godd-mn quarter-tard.”
guy 1: “aye.”

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