Quarter Test
a test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. the test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject’s derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. it is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has p-ssed. in the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of b-ttocks under scrutiny are considered “serious badonk”. for information on what one’s rump is considered when it “swallows” the quarter, please refer to “cottage cheese -ss”
marcus: boi, i heard you got yo’self a brand new hoe! how dat -ss be workin’ out fo’ya?
tre: shiiieeettt, n-gg- you know dat b-tch be p-ssin’ the quarter test!
marcus: aaahhhhh! dat -ss must be thicka’ than a m-th-f-cka!
tre: n-gg-, you know it!
#b-tt -ss quarter test b-ttocks behind booty thicc
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