Quarterback

while in the doggy style position you pull out just as you’re about to c-m and say hike and as you c-m in your hand you’re partner will turn around and you will throw it in their face.
i got excited when he told me we were going to quarterback
hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a sh-t trying not to touch the seat with your -ss.
dude, that bathroom was so filthy i had to quarterback it!
the dude who’s banging the lead cheerleader.
rob: hey you know steve?
bill: steve who?
rob: steve, the quarterback. he’s boning tiffany right now as we speak
bill: tiffany?
rob: yeah… you know, tiffany, the cheerleader
bill: who?
rob: ah screw you.
1.n in a public toilet, hovering over the toilet seat so your -ss doesn’t have to touch the seat
2.v to plan
3. n essentially the leader of a football team who throws the ball and calls the plays
1. man that toilet was so f-cking nasty i had to quarterback it
2. sh-t man, we need to quarterback our night or else we’re gonna be stuck here at home.
3. man donovan mcnabb let us eagles fans down in the superbowl. f-ck that quarterback
1. the position in football that puts his hands up the centers -ss before he hikes the ball
2. a refund from the payphone.
1. that quarterback sucks. get him outta here!!
2. hey!! i got a quarterback!!
to manage, lead, or direct someone or something
he’s going to quarterback the campaign for re-election.
verb
another term form of the verb “to plan”
yo shutup!!! let me quarterback this thing.
the term for a woman who has a lower back tattoo. the theory is that a woman who rocks the lowerback tatt, she has been the the presence of at least 25 p-n-ses in her s-xual lifetime. hence the name, quarter back.

–note – if said woman appears to be of loose moral fiber, the term half back can apply. half back = 50 d-cks.
“oh man… check that chick out… fierce quarter back!”

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