queef blow test
(qbt) usually performed during c-nn-l-ng-s. when one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the v-g-n-. then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won’t have another date.
(1) jim had to end the date with sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a qbt followed with a look of shame. (2) beula was asking w-lly for a little more excitement in the sack so w-lly tried the queef blow test. did that work?
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