Queef Etiquette


when a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. she most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an -sshole.
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    the act of queefing into a raw fajita. toppings optional. warning: hot sauce not advised! my girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn’t that bad…

  • Queefgasm

    queef·gasm /kwee-eef-gazzz-emm/; an emission of air from the v-g-n- whilst having an -rg-sm. “chelsie is well-known for her extremely audible queefgasm(s)” “i picked up this f-ckn’ minger from the club sat-rday night and she queefgasmed all over me d-ck!”

  • queefgel

    gel to put in a p-ssy to stop a girl from queefing i had to use queefgel on this b-tch so she didn’t queef.

  • Queef Goggles

    queef goggles occur when a woman releases v-g-n-l gas, often whilst recieving oral s-x, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant. during oral s-x a woman releases v-g-n-l gas which causes the gl-sses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.

  • queef grand cherokee

    the act of blowing weed smoke into a womens v-g-n- then reinhaling it my boyfriend tried a queef grand cherokee with me the other day, he said it got him really high


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