queef melt
almost the same thing as cl-tty litter but not green! a queef melt is when a hogre farts in the front side hallway and nacho cheese j-zz c-ms out in your mouth. its gotta be at least 8 hrs old and it can’t be your wad. hahaha
p-ss me that queef melt baby. not.
hot and steamy queef melt!
do you guys still have the 99 cent queef melt?
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