Queef Tart
n. an annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. also refered to ask queef brains, f-ck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as b-tches. not a plesent person to be around.
me- “for real stop being such a queef tart!”
her- “i’m not b-tch!”
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