Queen fart suited
in poker when someone calls you down with some bullsh-t hand simply because its suited. a hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
this can be extended to all sh-tty hands that people randomly play and can be subst-tuted accordingly. the noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
examples:
(subst-tute for suit) queen four of fart
(subst-tute for suit and card) three t-rd of garbage
(subst-tute for both cards and suit) p–p, fart, of hooker spit.
i can’t believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
or
i got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
in poker when someone calls you down with some bullsh-t hand simply because its suited. a hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
this can be extended to all sh-tty hands that people randomly play and can be subst-tuted accordingly. the noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
examples:
subst-tute for suit queen four of fart
subst-tute for suit and card three t-rd of garbage
subst-tute for both cards and suit p–p, fart, of hooker spit.
i can’t believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
or
i got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
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