queer pressure


queer pressure is the act of doing something because n-body else is doing it. primarily affects “rebels” such as goths and punks.
person1: have you seen what person a is wearing?! its so ugly!
person2: person a is so affected by queer pressure
when one or more h-m-s-xual males (eg. tv’s “queer eye”) attempt to force meteros-xuality on a heteros-xual man using an intense tactical -rs-nal of embarr-ssment and shame.
meteros-xual guy: hey man, let’s go to that unis-x boutique for some good old fashioned queer pressure.
heteros-xual guy: no way. those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
1. the act of a h-m-s-xual trying to get you to be just like him

2. the act of a h-m-sezual trying to force you to engage in unusual s-x.
bob: hi fred. wanna have some fun?

fred: ahhhhhhh! queer pressure! my dad already made me do it. not again!
queer pressure generally applies to girls. it relates to the pressure to do lesbian acts with your girlfriends to impress s-xually deviant boys.
s-xually deviant boy: you and tabitha are such great friends.
nancy: ya.
tabitha: ya.
s-xually deviant boy: you should hold hands.
nancy: okay.
tabitha: sure.
s-xually deviant boy: now straddle tabitha.
tabitha: i guess.
nancy: -jumps on-
s-xually deviant boy: now tabitha take your top off and nancy kiss her t-ts a little.
nancy: i don’t know.
tabitha: we don’t…
s-xually deviant boy: fine i guess you two aren’t as s-xy as i thought.
laine: -reading national geographics in the corner- lay off the queer pressure.
the term used satirically to show social pressure amongst queers to eachother. queer pressure isn’t directed towareds heteros-xual cis-gendered people but rather limited to the queer community.
person one: “want to go the concert?”
person two: “i don’t know…maybe…i mean…”
person one: “oh come on! you know you want to! give into the queer pressure!”

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