queervenir
noun: poorly designed and cheaply manufactured souvenirs that can be purchesed in tourist heavy vacation spots or welcome centers.
i bought three queervenirs on vacation; a coffee mug with my name on it, a keychain flamingo, and an airbrushed t-shirt with a sheep on it that reads “baaaad to the bone”.
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