Quempy


to shoplift clothing from a store by means of wearing the item of clothing, and walking out of the store; different from just stealing the clothing
“yo i just f-ckin stole this hat from kohls.”
“you must think your pretty bad-ss, but check out these jeans that i quempied from target!”
“whoa! f-ck stealing sh-t! i wanna quempy something its way more bad-ss!”

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