quert


the instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and r-ct-m simultaneously.
that was an awful sounding quert
the instance when a female exhales g-sses through her pubis and r-ct-m simulataneously. see queef
that was a nasty sounding quert
a “quert” is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. the thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor b-tches -ss cheek. acually it sounds worse that its bite. it does not have much of a pain factor.
it is the sound that makes this whip popular with the bd/sm crowd.
bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.
when a smelly, stank-ss, tuna -ss b-tch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.
i can’t believe this b-tch just querted in my face

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