Questmandment
a statement, politely worded as a question, that conveys a clear command. typically used in email to a lazy-ss peer or colleague you require something from, and hence are forced to be nice to. it’s effective use not only prevents b-tching and whining that they don’t answer to you (aka the “you’re-not-the-boss-of-me” effect) but forces them to get off their -ss and actually do their job without looking like a total b-st-rd. (note: best used when the email includes a cc to the lazy-ss’s manager.)
questmandment (used in email):
kelly, we have a production line down because they don’t have the metallic labels i asked you about last week. would it be possible for you to get these added to our floorstock asap.
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