Quetzel
the act of queefing inside of your partner’s left ear, leaving an unforgiving stench resembling that of an expired pretzel from arby’s.
“so jenny and i broke up.”
what? why?
“she tried giving me a quetzel so i b-tch slapped tf outta her.” -sma
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