Quick Dick


1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably f-cked in a rapid, unpredictable way. an unforeseen f-ckjob.
1.) “what the h-ll? where did this ticket come from?” “quick d-ck!”

2.) robert received a quick d-ck from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
when a girl uses a guy for s-x.
brandon: dude my ex just wants to have s-x because her boyfriend is out today.

jonathan: wtf sl-t shes using you as a quick d-ck.

a booty call for girls.
to suffer from premature -j-c-l-t–n. the inability to last long enough during s-x to please the partner.
why did ryan and stephie break up? ryan had a bad case of quick d-ck and she just couldn’t deal with it any more…

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