quick fix

a shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.
problem: the condom broke.
quick fix: get down there and try to suck it out.
new problem: you just swallowed a bunch of j-zz, you c-m-guzzling idiot, and she’s pregnant anyway.
better idea: give her the morning-after pill.

problem: too many ducks in your yard.
quick fix: use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
new problem: kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
better idea: shoot those d-mn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. that’ll teach ’em.

problem: you want a liter of cola. not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a f-cking liter.
quick fix: jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
new problem: that’s -ssault, brother. you’re in the slammer.
better idea: remind the kid that liter is french for “give me some f-cking cola before i break your f-cking face!” don’t actually do it though.

problem: your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you’re starving.
quick fix: gnaw it off. that solves both problems.
new problem: you’re handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
better idea: lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to mcdonald’s across the street.
an ingenious creation by spectrum labs. this synthetic urine will p-ss any and
all drug tests that the bladder police can throw at you.
tom used quick fix to p-ss his drug test.
what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.
eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she wh-r-d herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.
as in quick fix manager; a person who believes she or he has clear and concise views about anything when in reality they are simple and unsophisticated.
mostly but not all, quick fix managers are in their late 30’s early 40’s.