Quick Pinch


an informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.
example 1:
carl’s boss: our third quarter profits were above expectation…………..yes carl?
carl: sir i will be right back. i need to run for a quick pinch.
carl’s boss: understandable. as i was saying…………

example 2:
sandy: honey, please stop at the next gas station. i need to do a quick pinch. that meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.

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