a s-xy latino blackout, usually blessed extremely large t-st-cl-s that can have the capacity to destroy anything in their path. a quijada typically loves getting extremely wasted and leading on girls with his suave personality, but usually ends up ditching them in an attempt to obtain tacos.
that guy is such a quijada, he ditched me for tacos last night and then tonight bruised the living sh-t out of my vag with his m-ssive kettle-bell style t-st-cl-s.

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