quim pumper
an aussie’s c-ck; a part of the male reproductive area that may produce c-ck-burn in a tight quim.
samantha told me ‘peter…. that f-cking quim pumper – he gave me c-ck-burn last night as he jammed his filthy big fat black j-sm joint fair up my tight itchy quim…’
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