quimfer


a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.
vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
gordon: why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
gordon: oh realy thats very nice
some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.
basil : i say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
basil : oh my god you quimfer

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